Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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