Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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