doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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