i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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