summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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