I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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