Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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