are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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