kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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