Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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