Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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