just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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