I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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