Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
that is very illegal...i love you.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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