This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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