i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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