We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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