where does the pee come out of this thing
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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