She said her name was "party"
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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