every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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