wrigley field is MILF paradise
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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