if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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