I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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