I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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