I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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