This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Text me some of your sweat
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