thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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