Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Randomize