What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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