im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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