We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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