he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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