is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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