Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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