I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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