I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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