I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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