we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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