i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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