i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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