why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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