Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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