Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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