the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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