I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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