did you get engaged???
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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