Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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