I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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