Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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