Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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