when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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