That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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