the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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