I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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