there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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